Thursday, January 18, 2007
Cats
Hey y'all!!!
Mark made me dinner last night again. Ain't he sweet??? After dinner, we moved to the sofa to watch the crappiest cowboy movie I've ever seen. Imagine bad porn - like the kind you see on Max. Now imagine it without the porn. It was that bad. He collapsed on the floor. We were happily watching the movie when all of a sudden he says, "why do I hear my cats eating?" I listened, and I hear the munching sounds of a famished kitty!!! When I looked over at the table, Marshall, Mark's oldest cat, was in the process of making off with the remainder of my steak - that thing was as big as he was!! I wanted to give him a high five (the cat, I mean).
MUAHS
Mark made me dinner last night again. Ain't he sweet??? After dinner, we moved to the sofa to watch the crappiest cowboy movie I've ever seen. Imagine bad porn - like the kind you see on Max. Now imagine it without the porn. It was that bad. He collapsed on the floor. We were happily watching the movie when all of a sudden he says, "why do I hear my cats eating?" I listened, and I hear the munching sounds of a famished kitty!!! When I looked over at the table, Marshall, Mark's oldest cat, was in the process of making off with the remainder of my steak - that thing was as big as he was!! I wanted to give him a high five (the cat, I mean).
MUAHS
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Let it SNOW, Let it SNOW, Let it SNOW!!!
It snowed here last Friday. I live in the desert. It should SAND here. Not snow. It was FRIGGIN cold, and all of a sudden my students started screaming that it was snowing...in Southern California...in the desert...CRAZY. We all went outside to take a look. It was, in fact, snowing! I said to the kids, "OOH! It's snowing! Hold your hands up to see if we can catch enough snow to make a snowball!!" And they all held their poor little hands up to the sky to collect the falling snow....Poor California kids....
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Third time's the charm....
Yesterday I took a group of 43 kids to see FAMILY FEUD!!! My butt is still broken, so it was painful, but fun! We saw one family make $20,000! WAY cool. The kids earned about $400 from going (cuz they PAY their studio audiences!!), so we're going to get some new music or something.
Right after that, I had a date with Mark. He came over, and we were GOING to have a nice dinner. I was going to make hamboogers, with all the fixin's, chips and soda. I was gonna make my hamuggers on my little George Foreman grill, and then we were going to watch The Red Violin. Well, I kept getting side tracked with other stuff and forgot to make the hamboogers and then all of a sudden, my doorbell rang!!! I opened the door, but noone was there! I looked down and saw a box of hot chocolate, and a single red rose=D I took the money and ran, but before I could close and lock the door, Mark stuck his foot in the door and then rammed his way in, demanding his food NOW.
OOPS! I forgot to start the burgers! So I put em on. They were ready in upawards of 30 seconds. Go George! My kitchen was smelling yummy!!! I was HUNNNNNGGGGRRRRYYYY, so I got out plates and realized I threw away the buns with the cat litter by accident.....
So, we went to the store to get new buns. We got back to my house and started making our burgers when I realized I was out of katsoup!!!!!! OUT OF KATSOUP!!!! ARE YOU KIDDDING ME???? COME ON!!!!!! So we went back to the store to get it. Mark by this point, needed to be hospitalized due to lack of nutrients, but when we did finally eat it was SUPER yummy. The burgers were super done, but not crunchy. Nobody likes a crunchy burger...or so I'm told.
Oh, and if you ever have the chance, WATCH THE RED VIOLIN. And don't forget to put on the subtitles, k?
MUAHS!
Right after that, I had a date with Mark. He came over, and we were GOING to have a nice dinner. I was going to make hamboogers, with all the fixin's, chips and soda. I was gonna make my hamuggers on my little George Foreman grill, and then we were going to watch The Red Violin. Well, I kept getting side tracked with other stuff and forgot to make the hamboogers and then all of a sudden, my doorbell rang!!! I opened the door, but noone was there! I looked down and saw a box of hot chocolate, and a single red rose=D I took the money and ran, but before I could close and lock the door, Mark stuck his foot in the door and then rammed his way in, demanding his food NOW.
OOPS! I forgot to start the burgers! So I put em on. They were ready in upawards of 30 seconds. Go George! My kitchen was smelling yummy!!! I was HUNNNNNGGGGRRRRYYYY, so I got out plates and realized I threw away the buns with the cat litter by accident.....
So, we went to the store to get new buns. We got back to my house and started making our burgers when I realized I was out of katsoup!!!!!! OUT OF KATSOUP!!!! ARE YOU KIDDDING ME???? COME ON!!!!!! So we went back to the store to get it. Mark by this point, needed to be hospitalized due to lack of nutrients, but when we did finally eat it was SUPER yummy. The burgers were super done, but not crunchy. Nobody likes a crunchy burger...or so I'm told.
Oh, and if you ever have the chance, WATCH THE RED VIOLIN. And don't forget to put on the subtitles, k?
MUAHS!
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Coolest Second Date Ever!
He made me dinner. How cool is THAT? Mark is DA bomb. I don't really need to say much more than that, do I?? HE MADE ME DINNER!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOOOOOL!!!!
Monday, January 8, 2007
Coolest First Date EVER!
So, I met this guy named Markaliscious (Mark 4 short). This was the coolest first date I've EVER been on! Very cool guy.
So this coolest first date: We started out at a pizza place where we had the YUMMIEST barbecue chicken pizza. Then Mark and I went to a shooting range where I learned how to shoot a gun! WOOHOO!!! I'm a badass now, and I'm thinking that since I want to pack some heat ALL the time, I may as well become a cop!!! Besides, they make more money than I do now AND they get to shoot people! YEAH! I could totally see myself rocking the streets of riverside!!!
G'night for now!
So this coolest first date: We started out at a pizza place where we had the YUMMIEST barbecue chicken pizza. Then Mark and I went to a shooting range where I learned how to shoot a gun! WOOHOO!!! I'm a badass now, and I'm thinking that since I want to pack some heat ALL the time, I may as well become a cop!!! Besides, they make more money than I do now AND they get to shoot people! YEAH! I could totally see myself rocking the streets of riverside!!!
G'night for now!
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Happy New Year, y'all!!! MUAHS!!!!
This is my third installment of my now famous blog. I had a great new year with my friend, Kristalle. We got all dolled up and went to The Menagerie, which is a predominantly gay hangout. It was SOOOOOOO fun!
I totally forgot to post this blog because of how sick I was after New Year's Eve. I was SUPPOSED to go up to Pasadena, where I was going to camp out so that I'd have a spot to watch the Rose Parade, but I was SO sick, that I decided I needed to stay in the area. Not to be left out of the New Year's Eve activities, Kristalle and I decided to go downtown, where we thought there would be all KINDS of people partying! We did the responsible thing and took a cab down there. We got to the bar NEXT to the gay bar (I have no idea what it's called), where we played some pool against three guys. I sunk three balls on my first shot. Damn, I wish I could do that on PURPOSE!! Part way through our first game, their wedding rings magically disappeared, so we decided to go next door to the gay bar.
I'm pretty sure everybody there thought Kristalle and I were a couple. I hung out with the gay guys who were too tired to dance with their dates, while Kristalle kept showing everyone that she could put her leg over her head. WHAT a talented girl;)
That was the most fun I've had on New Year's Eve in a LOOOOONG time!
This is my third installment of my now famous blog. I had a great new year with my friend, Kristalle. We got all dolled up and went to The Menagerie, which is a predominantly gay hangout. It was SOOOOOOO fun!
I totally forgot to post this blog because of how sick I was after New Year's Eve. I was SUPPOSED to go up to Pasadena, where I was going to camp out so that I'd have a spot to watch the Rose Parade, but I was SO sick, that I decided I needed to stay in the area. Not to be left out of the New Year's Eve activities, Kristalle and I decided to go downtown, where we thought there would be all KINDS of people partying! We did the responsible thing and took a cab down there. We got to the bar NEXT to the gay bar (I have no idea what it's called), where we played some pool against three guys. I sunk three balls on my first shot. Damn, I wish I could do that on PURPOSE!! Part way through our first game, their wedding rings magically disappeared, so we decided to go next door to the gay bar.
I'm pretty sure everybody there thought Kristalle and I were a couple. I hung out with the gay guys who were too tired to dance with their dates, while Kristalle kept showing everyone that she could put her leg over her head. WHAT a talented girl;)
That was the most fun I've had on New Year's Eve in a LOOOOONG time!
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